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~Somewhere in any town USA
there's a rest room evangelist. He strikes early, just before the
coffee rush so as to insure the best turn out. His tracts are placed
statistically in all the places where the hand must eventually go;
on top of the urinal;
the paper towel
dispenser; the blow dryer;
the sink, and of all places,
a toilet paper roll!
~And naturally, of course he leaves written messages on the walls
of the stalls which always get scratched overby the devil.
I have a funny feeling he works for Wal-Mart, but most likely he is
probably a Taco Bell Restaurant cook! (Makes one wonder if he washes his
hands after touching all those paper rolls?) --
-Maybe there should be offering plates left to support the work?
This could insure the training of more rest room evangelists and perhaps
the opening of a college for devoted missionaries!
Imagine for a moment:
Rest Room Evangelism 101: An Introduction To World Evangelism!
En"ROLL" now!
-After all, it is the one thing all mortals, both Greek and Jew;
Believer and nonbeliever; Rich and poor, have in common.
Everyone must travel this path
eventually.
Some more regularly than others and others more irregularly than some!
-It is the perfect time of silence,
(except for the other person in the
adjoining stall).
Singing? Yes singing is good!
There could be a tour choir and a bathroom Pastor ready to welcome us
with the right hand of fellowship!
Is this Restroom Evangelist trying to start a
world wide movement?
Please!--Mr Rest Room Evangelist, the movements you dearly burn for
are not necessary from the heart!
(But maybe there is a little heart burn involved?)
-I can't even imagine Paul the Apostle leaving pictures of Jesus in the
outhouses of Rome!
So if you are so bold to reach people with the Gospel message,
why then don't you leave your name and personal phone number on those tracts?
A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted
with a hinged seat, connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus
is a privy. Leave it that way, and leave our LORD out of
the toilet rolls!-!
RESTROOM EVANGELIST © Copyright 2001, ~ by Chaplain Scott 
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